<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Coffman Chronicle: ICYMI: US Political News]]></title><description><![CDATA[ICYMI: US Political News]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/s/icymi-us-political-news</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png</url><title>The Coffman Chronicle: ICYMI: US Political News</title><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/s/icymi-us-political-news</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:54:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[thetonymichaels@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[thetonymichaels@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[thetonymichaels@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[thetonymichaels@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[🚨 They Paid $1.25M for This… and Now They Want More Power]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good morning&#8212;]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/they-paid-125m-for-this-and-now-they</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/they-paid-125m-for-this-and-now-they</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:07:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/70e4f0ee-bcc2-438d-a67a-205a3aab8880_1500x1000.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Good morning&#8212;</strong></p><p>Let&#8217;s get something straight.</p><p>The federal government just paid <strong>$1.25 million</strong> to settle a case involving surveillance abuse tied to the Trump-era Russia investigation.</p><p>That case? Carter Page.</p><p>The same Carter Page Republicans have spent years pointing to as proof the system was corrupt.</p><p>And here&#8217;s the part that matters:</p><ul><li><p>The FBI got <strong>four FISA warrants</strong> to surveil him</p></li><li><p>A DOJ watchdog later found <strong>17 major errors and omissions</strong> in those applications</p></li><li><p>At least <strong>two of those warrants were deemed invalid</strong></p></li><li><p>Page was <strong>never charged with a crime</strong></p></li></ul><p>So yes&#8212;there were real problems with how surveillance was used.</p><p>That&#8217;s not spin. That&#8217;s the record.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read the full breakdown:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-doj-reaches-125m-deal-with">DOJ Settles Carter Page Lawsuit for $1.25M Over Surveillance Failures</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;7b8c6743-0d55-4554-ae75-c8457d4bc141&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The Justice Department has reached a $1.25 million settlement with former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page, resolving claims tied to FBI surveillance during the Russia probe. The payout brings new attention to how the investigation was conducted and reviewed years later.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump DOJ Reaches $1.25M Deal With Carter Page After Surveillance Claims&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-23T14:45:54.976Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iCgy!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9e8c0286-b39c-4a5c-b42e-ce0f4676c1b9_1058x554.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-doj-reaches-125m-deal-with&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:195183791,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h2>Now Watch What Happens Next</h2><p>After years of saying:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;They spied on us&#8221;<br>&#8220;FISA is broken&#8221;<br>&#8220;The system was abused&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>&#8230;those same politicians are now trying to <strong>extend and preserve that exact system.</strong></p><p>&#128073; <em>Read:</em> <strong><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/mike-johnson-races-to-salvage-fisa?r=iea5a">Speaker Johnson Scrambles for Votes After GOP Torpedoes FISA Deal</a></strong></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;cec5c40b-5b7f-4b7e-b9b7-edac1fcd7a31&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;House Republicans are rushing to secure a deal on a key surveillance law after internal divisions derailed their own plan to renew it, raising the risk of a looming deadline lapse.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Mike Johnson Races to Salvage FISA Deal After GOP Revolt Kills Extension&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-23T17:30:57.676Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nQ-n!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2d633f52-f5fd-4034-b249-ff49b224427b_1024x536.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/mike-johnson-races-to-salvage-fisa&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:195254450,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p>They&#8217;re not shutting it down.<br>They&#8217;re not fundamentally reforming it.</p><p>They&#8217;re arguing over how to <strong>keep it alive.</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/they-paid-125m-for-this-and-now-they?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/they-paid-125m-for-this-and-now-they?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h2>The Contradiction You&#8217;re Not Supposed to Notice</h2><p>This is where it gets real.</p><p>The political message has been:</p><ul><li><p>Surveillance is dangerous</p></li><li><p>The government abused its power</p></li><li><p>It happened to <em>us</em></p></li></ul><p>But the policy position now is:</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Keep the surveillance powers in place anyway</strong></p><p>That&#8217;s not reform.<br>That&#8217;s not accountability.</p><p>That&#8217;s:</p><p><strong>&#8220;It was wrong when it happened to me&#8230; but we still want the power.&#8221;</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share The Coffman Chronicle</span></a></p><div><hr></div><h2>And It&#8217;s Not Happening in a Vacuum</h2><p>While this debate plays out&#8212;</p><ul><li><p>RFK Jr. is under pressure as measles cases rise<br>&#128073; <strong><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/rfk-jr-faces-senate-backlash-over?r=iea5a">RFK Jr. Faces Senate Backlash Over Measles Surge</a></strong></p></li></ul><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;e6d44ea1-6dbd-46ed-85fa-72fc1f0444ab&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Congress his department advises all children to receive the measles vaccine, placing him on record backing federal immunization guidance as cases surge nationwide.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;RFK Jr. Faces Senate Backlash Over Measles Surge as Cases Top 2,000&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-23T13:16:15.917Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AETE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff083b4b5-4cb1-452c-9e85-13d5e7bd856b_3840x2010.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/rfk-jr-faces-senate-backlash-over&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:195053848,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:49,&quot;comment_count&quot;:2,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><ul><li><p>Tensions with Iran are escalating at sea<br>&#128073; <strong><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-orders-navy-strike-threat-as?r=iea5a">Trump Orders Navy Strike Threat as Iran Seizes Ships</a></strong></p></li></ul><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;f717b6ed-2636-4e2e-9193-d083a0e94fa8&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Trump is shifting strategy in the Iran conflict after extending a fragile ceasefire, but the fighting hasn&#8217;t truly stopped.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Orders Navy Strike Threat as Iran Seizes Ships During Ceasefire&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-23T22:45:48.502Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hPIs!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fee4b79bf-114f-4a31-981e-8d67b1fda0cd_1200x628.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-orders-navy-strike-threat-as&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:195266779,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h2>The Throughline</h2><p>This isn&#8217;t random.</p><p>It&#8217;s the same pattern:</p><ul><li><p>Government power expands</p></li><li><p>Mistakes happen</p></li><li><p>Taxpayers pay the bill</p></li><li><p>And then the system&#8230; keeps going</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2>Final Thought</h2><p>You can believe the Carter Page surveillance was wrong.</p><p>You can believe the system was abused.</p><p>But you can&#8217;t say that&#8212;<br>and then turn around and demand the same system keeps running<br>without explaining why.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Stay informed.</strong></p><p>&#8212; <em>The Coffman Chronicle</em></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: The 5 Stories They Don’t Want You Connecting]]></title><description><![CDATA[In Case You Missed It &#8212; But You Shouldn&#8217;t Have]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/you-missed-this-and-it-explains-everything</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/you-missed-this-and-it-explains-everything</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 14:02:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/bcb9471a-46e5-4162-bd1b-2afedcf7258d_1245x700.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>In Case You Missed It &#8212; But You Shouldn&#8217;t Have</strong></p><p>If you only saw headlines in the last 24 hours, you missed the real story.</p><p>Because when you connect the dots, this isn&#8217;t random news&#8230;</p><p>It&#8217;s a pattern:</p><ul><li><p>Prices going up</p></li><li><p>Power being consolidated</p></li><li><p>Rights being tested</p></li><li><p>And a future being shaped without you in mind</p></li></ul><p>Here are the <strong>5 stories that actually matter</strong> &#128071;</p><div><hr></div><h3>Prices Are Climbing And You&#8217;re Paying for It</h3><p>Gas just hit $4 and insiders are warning it may not stop there.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-faces-inflation-surge-after-358?r=iea5a">Trump Faces Inflation Surge After Gas Hits $4 Amid Iran War</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;4e4bac92-0fae-400c-8128-1eae730ec699&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Prices are rising across the U.S., with inflation and fuel costs hitting households at the same time. The surge is tied to the Iran conflict and broader economic policies now under scrutiny.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Faces Inflation Surge After Gas Hits $4 Amid Iran War Oil Shock&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21T16:31:15.099Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8Ytj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe22329a7-d097-49ce-98d5-d185df547205_1920x1005.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-faces-inflation-surge-after-358&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194930180,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h3>The Fight Over Your Data Has Begun</h3><p>Civil rights groups are now suing over federal attempts to access voter data.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-doj-faces-lawsuit-over-millions?r=iea5a">Civil Rights Groups Sue Trump DOJ Over Voter Data Push</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;9c37402d-07cb-4a3d-b16a-ddc61b7a3be0&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Civil rights groups are suing the Justice Department, accusing it of illegally trying to access state voter data as part of a broader federal push on election rolls.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump DOJ Faces Lawsuit Over &#8220;Millions&#8221; of Voter Records Collected From States&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21T21:30:59.976Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!XIwE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1fd55c3f-e277-4b7b-b0a8-5e8952c56dab_1402x734.webp&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-doj-faces-lawsuit-over-millions&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194929645,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h3>A Federal Judge Just Sounded the Alarm</h3><p>A ruling suggests First Amendment violations may already be happening.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/judge-rules-trump-team-likely-violated?r=iea5a">Judge Rules Trump Team Likely Violated First Amendment</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;ec5b14ae-d260-46d5-98d3-8c9aeed064f9&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;A federal judge just dealt a major blow to the Trump administration over the removal of ICE-tracking apps but the legal fight is far from over.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Judge Rules Trump Team Likely Violated First Amendment in ICE App Case&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21T21:01:37.832Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nLn0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9fabec7d-fbfc-40fb-b1bd-a63e818ad43c_1193x625.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/judge-rules-trump-team-likely-violated&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194928822,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h3>This Could Escalate Fast</h3><p>New accusations involving China and Iran are raising global stakes.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-accuses-china-of-sending-gift?r=iea5a">Trump Accuses China of Iran Resupply After U.S. Intercept</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;1071bcfb-3fd7-4c39-99ca-518f27495f75&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Donald Trump said U.S. forces intercepted a ship carrying what he described as a &#8220;gift from China&#8221; to Iran, injecting new tension into already fragile ceasefire talks.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Accuses China of Sending &#8220;Gift&#8221; to Iran After U.S. Ship Intercept&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21T17:31:15.556Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fP4F!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa2c0cf5c-2523-430d-ba70-8ba2105a0bab_756x396.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-accuses-china-of-sending-gift&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194933044,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:1,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h3>The Story Building Underneath Everything</h3><p>AI job loss is accelerating and even billionaires are warning about what comes next.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read:</strong> <em><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/elon-musk-warns-ai-job-losses-may?r=iea5a">Elon Musk Warns AI Job Losses May Require Universal Income</a></em></p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;bfd74e48-7f13-447a-9894-16e8e4d49429&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Artificial intelligence is rapidly moving into Wall Street&#8217;s core operations, and executives are no longer avoiding the question of job loss.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Elon Musk Warns AI Job Losses May Require &#8216;Universal Income&#8217; Plan&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21T20:31:01.473Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hMhg!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd69e21b8-0709-42e1-afbf-80b6cada651a_1018x533.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/elon-musk-warns-ai-job-losses-may&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194938408,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h2>&#9888;&#65039; HERE&#8217;S THE PART MOST PEOPLE MISS</h2><p>None of this is isolated.</p><p>It&#8217;s all connected &#8212;<br>economics, power, control&#8230; and who gets squeezed when it all comes together.</p><p>And right now?</p><p>That&#8217;s the working class.</p><div><hr></div><p>If you&#8217;re reading this, you already know something isn&#8217;t right.</p><p>But staying informed isn&#8217;t enough anymore.</p><p><strong>You need to understand what&#8217;s happening &#8212; as it happens &#8212; without filters.</strong></p><p>That&#8217;s exactly what <em><strong><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/">The Coffman Chronicle</a></strong></em> is built for.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Become a paid subscriber today</strong></p><ul><li><p>Get the full breakdown behind these stories</p></li><li><p>Daily reporting that connects the dots</p></li><li><p>No corporate filter. No watered-down narratives.</p></li></ul><p><strong>Join here &#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/">theCoffmanChronicle.com</a></strong></p><p>If you&#8217;re not ready yet, no problem &#8212;<br>just keep reading, stay informed, and share this with someone who needs to see it.</p><p>&#8212; Tony</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[What You Missed Today]]></title><description><![CDATA[Most people are only seeing pieces of what&#8217;s happening right now.]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/what-you-missed-today</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/what-you-missed-today</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:07:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a0697090-c273-48e3-a1a0-6117a5f05b77_660x371.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most people are only seeing pieces of what&#8217;s happening right now.</p><p>A headline here. A clip there.</p><p>But the full picture?</p><p>That&#8217;s getting lost.</p><p>Here&#8217;s what actually matters today &#128071;</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>&#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/how-aipac-helps-buy-silence-in-american?r=iea5a">How AIPAC Helps Buy Silence in American Politics</a></strong><br>This one is blowing up and for good reason.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;b91bc181-2652-4eb1-be64-2f52d6005bc0&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Most Americans hear the name AIPAC and think foreign policy, Israel, or another Washington lobby working the halls of Congress. That is true as far as it goes. AIPAC describes itself as a bipartisan pro-Israel membership organization, and the political network around it includes AIPAC PAC and the super PAC United Democracy Project. Federal records show &#8230;&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;How AIPAC Helps Buy Silence in American Politics&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:116943496,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;General Azmundus&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;Retired 911 dispatcher. Writer for The Coffman Chronicle. The freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not LIBERTY!!!!&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/509e04a7-16ea-4621-86dc-4874ef371b17_1015x1077.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:100}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16T14:01:31.761Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mjca!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F69b33d81-8c1e-4824-b7b7-0064e3e51926_1536x1024.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/how-aipac-helps-buy-silence-in-american&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194356626,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:41,&quot;comment_count&quot;:10,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>&#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/money-membership-and-mission-at-the?r=iea5a">Money, Membership, and Mission at the G20</a></strong><br>Global power moves that don&#8217;t make the front page.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;3a048ca6-da53-42c9-a1b5-ec64dc75a04e&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;In September 2025, Donald Trump announced that the United States would host the 2026 G20 summit at Trump National Doral, a golf resort he owns outside Miami. The decision landed with a familiar thud. Ethics questions surfaced immediately, as they had years earlier when Trump first floated the idea of hosting an international summit at one of his propert&#8230;&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Money, Membership, and Mission at the G20&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16T18:01:58.525Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZmYQ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1668dc4e-8957-4acd-8c90-c8f0b7af78e5_1024x1536.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/money-membership-and-mission-at-the&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194360959,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:37,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>&#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/treasury-secretary-bessent-orders?r=iea5a">Trump, Banks, and Citizenship Checks</a></strong><br>Why this should concern every American.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;a92bc2da-92a4-44f1-b0b0-252f2c46047a&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The Trump administration is moving forward with a plan that could force banks to collect citizenship data from millions of customers but key details remain unclear.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Treasury Secretary Bessent Orders Bank Citizenship Checks for Millions&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16T23:01:25.562Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U28F!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8178c00e-b435-4bd3-b3af-be0741205eae_1368x716.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/treasury-secretary-bessent-orders&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194429763,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>&#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/wall-street-rallies-while-gas-prices?r=iea5a">War Tensions Driving Gas Prices Higher</a></strong><br>You&#8217;re already paying for it.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;2e6d2d11-0326-40ca-93ac-fbae81e6ac83&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The S&amp;P 500 just hit a new record high, even as gas prices and inflation continue to pressure American households.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Wall Street Rallies While Gas Prices Jump, Adding $40 Monthly Cost for Americans&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16T00:45:41.950Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ilAq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F028c5531-e8eb-414b-86ac-6be45247af17_1280x670.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/wall-street-rallies-while-gas-prices&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194326580,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>&#8594; <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/federal-judge-halts-trump-ballroom?r=iea5a">Federal Judges Blocking Executive Overreach</a></strong><br>The courts are starting to push back.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;c8f8cf77-2d40-45f0-8bae-7710fc707f78&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;A federal judge just tightened limits on Donald Trump&#8217;s controversial White House ballroom project but didn&#8217;t shut it down completely.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Federal Judge Halts Trump Ballroom Above Ground, Cites Congress Requirement&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16T22:01:30.576Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!P8ty!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb2fb00fa-dd0a-46a7-82c2-0413670cb619_1199x628.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/federal-judge-halts-trump-ballroom&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194428521,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p>If you&#8217;re only catching this stuff through social media&#8230;</p><p>you&#8217;re missing the story.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Read today&#8217;s full coverage here: <a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/">thecoffmanchronicle.com</a></strong></p><div><hr></div><p>Stay sharp,<br>Tony</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Here’s What You Missed]]></title><description><![CDATA[The biggest stories we&#8217;re tracking right now and why they matter]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/heres-what-you-missed</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/heres-what-you-missed</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:02:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/8e06166e-2b63-4c56-b14c-450548c52581_615x409.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re trying to keep up with what&#8217;s actually happening right now, you&#8217;re not getting it from one headline.</p><p>That&#8217;s why we&#8217;ve been covering it from every angle.</p><p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up on <strong><a href="https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/">The Coffman Chronicle</a></strong> right now:</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Trump&#8217;s Iran Moves Are Getting More Dangerous</strong><br>Talks collapse. A blockade gets floated. No clear strategy.<br>&#8594; This is the kind of instability that hits gas prices and global markets fast.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;aec66c98-8b0a-4989-9f75-7dc2c5fa12fb&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Iran is accusing the Trump administration of blowing up a near-deal just as negotiations were reaching the finish line but U.S. officials say the opposite.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Orders Hormuz Blockade After Iran Claims U.S. Sabotaged Deal&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14T00:01:13.318Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4geM!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe380afec-c4d4-4d25-932c-1149d6d052b9_946x495.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/trump-orders-hormuz-blockade-after&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194090755,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p><strong>Epstein Fallout Isn&#8217;t Going Away</strong><br>Bondi facing heat. 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The move is raising immediate questions about legal exposure and compliance with a bipartisan subpoena.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Pam Bondi Faces Contempt Threat After Skipping Epstein Deposition Subpoena&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14T18:45:47.787Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZyB9!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff5071f11-92d5-49a7-9d74-38569e923907_640x335.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-faces-contempt-threat-after&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194203899,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:2,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p><strong>Flights Are Getting Cut As Costs Rise</strong><br>Airlines are already reacting to fuel pressure.<br>&#8594; This is how global tension turns into real-world pain.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;70de5fef-95c2-459e-98cb-f0b38332bfca&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Airlines are warning of a deepening travel crisis just months before peak summer, with fuel shortages now threatening flights, staffing, and prices.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Global Airlines Warn of Flight Cuts, Fare Spikes as Fuel Crisis Worsens&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14T22:15:39.705Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cPI-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39564a51-ba2e-4794-a396-84661c2e6fea_768x402.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/global-airlines-warn-of-flight-cuts&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194203326,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p><strong>Cracks Inside D.C. Are Getting Louder</strong><br>Resignations. Legal fights. Internal power struggles.<br>&#8594; This isn&#8217;t a stable system right now.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;cc8cba89-c27a-4721-80a9-1e157e772a22&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Two U.S. lawmakers from opposite parties announced plans to resign within hours, just as Congress prepared for possible expulsion votes tied to misconduct allegations.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Congress Erupts as Swalwell, Gonzales Resign Hours Before Expulsion Votes&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14T17:30:41.389Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!suYo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F829f8e0f-2150-4c51-bd21-c6c35ccdb421_1920x1080.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/congress-erupts-as-swalwell-gonzales&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194203415,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:2,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p><strong>Israel, Iran, and U.S. Pressure Colliding</strong><br>Tensions aren&#8217;t cooling&#8212;they&#8217;re shifting.<br>&#8594; And the ripple effects are just getting started.</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;f35da329-2ed3-4389-ba46-d2abcb96211b&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The U.S. is hosting rare Israel&#8211;Lebanon talks, but the ceasefire push is already colliding with active fighting and political resistance.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Netanyahu Faces Pressure as Israel Rejects Ceasefire in D.C. Talks&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not enough&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8b7f6104-a40d-44c2-92de-35e9970e98b1_1500x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14T22:01:05.928Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wjnr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F068d39c8-810a-49e6-ab5a-c57f5980d328_1020x534.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/p/netanyahu-faces-pressure-as-israel&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:194202150,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:0,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:3358962,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;The Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p>That&#8217;s just a snapshot.</p><p>If you want to actually understand what&#8217;s happening&#8212;not just scroll past headlines&#8212;</p><p>&#128073; Read the full coverage here: <strong><a href="http://thecoffmanchronicle.com">thecoffmanchronicle.com</a></strong></p><p>And if you want the deeper breakdowns (what matters, what doesn&#8217;t, and what it means for you):</p><p>&#128073; Become a paid subscriber and get it first.</p><p>&#8212; Tony</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[He’s Stalling and It’s Costing You]]></title><description><![CDATA[Trump is dragging the Iran conflict instead of ending it and the instability is already hitting your wallet]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/hes-stalling-and-its-costing-you</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/hes-stalling-and-its-costing-you</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/53d1576b-ec47-42ed-b32b-c2022e1374ee_1245x700.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch what&#8217;s happening with Iran right now.</p><p>It&#8217;s not strategy.</p><p>He ramps it up&#8212;<br>backs off with a &#8220;ceasefire&#8221;&#8212;<br>then pivots to a blockade instead of ending it.</p><p>That&#8217;s not control. That&#8217;s stalling.</p><p>And every day this drags out, it hits the same place:</p><p>Gas prices.<br>Markets.<br>Your wallet.</p><p>D.C. knows this isn&#8217;t stable. They just won&#8217;t say it out loud yet.</p><p>So while everyone else waits for a clean headline, this is the part that matters:</p><p>We&#8217;re being dragged through it.</p><p>I&#8217;m breaking this down in real time this week, what&#8217;s actually happening and what it means for you.</p><p>If you want the full picture as it unfolds, not after it&#8217;s cleaned up and spun&#8212;</p><p>&#128071; Become a paid subscriber and get the breakdowns first.</p><p>&#8212; Tony</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Iran Escalates. Trump Moves. Markets Watch.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Morning&#8212;]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/iran-escalates-trump-moves-markets</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/iran-escalates-trump-moves-markets</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:03:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e28f7683-91e4-4451-ae82-8a4cdc9a46b2_660x371.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Morning&#8212;</p><p>A lot moved over the weekend.</p><p>If you&#8217;re getting your bearings heading into the week, start here:</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Iran launches strikes as tensions escalate</strong><br>This is the biggest carryover story and it&#8217;s not settling down.<br>Read it &#128071;</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;12facdaa-dec1-478c-b618-b665f90d063f&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Iran says it struck an Israel-linked commercial ship in the Strait of Hormuz, but key details remain disputed and unverified.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;IRGC Hits &#8220;Israel-Linked&#8221; Ship With Drone as Hormuz Tensions Spike&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not 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story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Trump Endorses GOP Strategy to Bypass Democrats in DHS Funding Fight&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not 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Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>Federal judge blocks DOJ bid targeting Powell</strong><br>Another legal fight that&#8217;s not going away quietly.<br>Read it &#128071;</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;e5387b3c-b241-4fa8-b932-2e8aaad55f69&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;A federal judge has refused to revive subpoenas targeting Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, keeping a high-stakes investigation frozen for now.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Judge Blocks DOJ Push to Revive Powell Subpoenas Over &#8216;Improper Purpose&#8217;&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not 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Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>DOJ releases timeline in police shooting case</strong><br>This one is likely to pick up attention this week.<br>Read it &#128071;</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;f5a00868-4fab-41d0-8ab7-ae900f307b4f&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The Justice Department says key details about its seizure of 2020 ballots in Fulton County are secret but one of its own top officials may have already revealed them.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full 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Markets React.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Morning&#8212;]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-bondi-markets-what-carries</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-bondi-markets-what-carries</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Michaels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:03:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/8Ih3ewCBJC4" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Morning&#8212;</p><p>We covered a lot yesterday.</p><p>Some of it&#8217;s noise. Some of it isn&#8217;t.</p><p>Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;d actually pay attention to going into today:</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Trump fires Pam Bondi as AG</strong><br>This one&#8217;s not going away.<br>Read it &#128071;</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;2befd5a6-8b37-4ae7-bdb7-e1303862ab3d&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Fox News reports that Attorney General Pam Bondi has already been fired, but multiple outlets say the decision may not be final.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Fox News Reports Trump Fired Pam Bondi After White House Meeting&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not 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Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MpcA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd35aa933-deda-423a-9d7a-88667f0e2dcc_1280x1280.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p><strong>House Republicans stall DHS deal as shutdown nears</strong><br>Same dysfunction, still unresolved.<br>Read it &#128071;</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;265092f4-fc03-4ed8-8c48-7030c2495d11&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;The partial U.S. government shutdown is continuing after House Republicans declined to act on a Senate-passed funding deal, leaving key homeland security operations in limbo.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full 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story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;DOJ Sues Minnesota Over Trans Athlete Policy Tied to $3B in Federal Funds&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:332546850,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Team Coffman Chronicle&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;The Team of the Coffman Chroncile, when just one author is not 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From authoritarian cosplay to spiritual beef crises, the wheels are falling off the clown car, and the passengers are eating each other. So let&#8217;s dive in and see what fresh hell we&#8217;ve been gifted in this short take video ICYMI.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg" width="1200" height="900" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:900,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:162460,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://thetonymichaels.substack.com/i/178240858?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Yu-H!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71cb122f-9ff5-45d6-8e1f-65da0278c4d0_1200x900.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><div class="pullquote"><p>B&#8230;</p></div>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: Lunch Money, Murder, and MAGA Surveillance]]></title><description><![CDATA[A spiritual successor to &#8220;The Purge,&#8221; but with worse hair.]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-lunch-money-murder-and-maga</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-lunch-money-murder-and-maga</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 14:03:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-9fe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F00b831f9-da64-474d-84ec-e818600800db_975x833.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to America&#8217;s longest-running horror-comedy: <em>The Decline of a Nation, Brought to You by Cowards, Grifters, and God-Lovin&#8217; Fascists.</em> This week, the Pope&#8217;s had it with fake Christians, Trump&#8217;s shaking down schoolkids like a mafia lunch lady, and Charlie Kirk&#8217;s fanbase is now body count&#8211;adjacent.<br></p><p>If you thought last week was unhinged, buckle up &#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: Beef, Blood, and Bullet Points]]></title><description><![CDATA[Inflation&#8217;s up, churches are burning, and Trump&#8217;s still taxing your dinner.]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-beef-blood-and-bullet-points</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-beef-blood-and-bullet-points</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 14:02:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!i7WR!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F09bad29f-207a-44e2-b276-fa2c5bec2753_975x810.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Ah yes, another week in the land of liberty and rubber bullets, where protest is patriotic until the cops show up with military gear, and the beef industry is apparently the new front in the war on truth. Let&#8217;s dive in, comrades.</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Because democracy doesn&#8217;t defend itself, and neither does your sanity. Subscribe here to keep your eyes open and your sarcasm &#8230;</p></div>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: America’s House is Still on Fire, and Trump’s Holding the Matches]]></title><description><![CDATA[Six new reasons to scream into a pillow or vote like your life depends on it (because it does).]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-americas-house-is-still-on</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-americas-house-is-still-on</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 14:00:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F_qL!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc9c903fa-332a-469c-9cc0-6e0f99b6bd12_970x1000.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the dystopian improv show we used to call a democracy. This week, President Trump (yeah, that&#8217;s still real) insists he&#8217;s not making an enemies list &#8212; while very much making one. The DOJ is now a MAGA staffing agency, Jim Jordan continues to be an empty hoodie with subpoena power, and we had yet another mass shooting in a government build&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: The Hypocrisy Index Hits New Highs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Because nothing says freedom like cages, donor dark money, and autism panic in a lab coat.]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-the-hypocrisy-index-hits-new</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-the-hypocrisy-index-hits-new</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2025 14:02:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6GBi!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab83f7ea-162c-45cd-acbb-a19a65a226f1_960x735.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the nation that sets fires abroad, then blames the smoke on immigrants. This week, we&#8217;ve got ICE raids as performative cruelty, billionaire creeps cosplaying fiscal saviors, and a GOP gerrymandering scheme that would make Machiavelli clutch his pearls. In other words, just another week in American decline, brought to you by fear, fraud, &#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: Guns, God, and Gavel-Grabbing. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the United States of Unaccountability]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-guns-god-and-gavel-grabbing</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-guns-god-and-gavel-grabbing</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2025 14:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!62WK!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F734b1559-9a69-4cc8-b534-b085ab995ea5_1080x880.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, another week in the Land of the Free (to die in a school shooting), where fascism doesn&#8217;t march &#8212; it gets funded, promoted, and court-appointed. While Democrats try to salvage the burnt husk of a republic, the Trump regime has been busy cranking out authoritarian fever dreams like it's Black Friday at the Strongman Superstore. Guns are still the #1 &#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: Fortress America: Now with Extra God and Guards]]></title><description><![CDATA[Redistricting, religious rule, and ridiculous excuses from the White House press room.]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-fortress-america-now-with-extra</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-fortress-america-now-with-extra</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2025 14:02:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rfsp!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faff3b704-5ed5-4edb-849f-0b1d98341eed_720x720.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to the land of liberty, where your Pentagon chief&#8217;s tattoos scream &#8220;Deus Vult,&#8221; your visa might get revoked for thinking too hard, and the nation&#8217;s capital now has more boots on the ground than Baghdad. While Democrats snooze, theocrats plot, and Donald Trump leaves state secrets in hotel printers, you&#8217;ve probably been wondering: <em>What fresh&#8230;</em></p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ICYMI: We the People… Are Screwed]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Five-Alarm Breakdown of a Country on the Brink]]></description><link>https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-we-the-people-are-screwed</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thecoffmanchronicle.com/p/icymi-we-the-people-are-screwed</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Team Coffman Chronicle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 10:03:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!A3nH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc864d9ae-1256-4d52-b7cf-1cdcf3e0a5e9_1320x1554.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gather 'round, woke warriors and political junkies: if you thought the news this week was just another onslaught of lies and lunacy, surprise! The Coffman Chronicle outdid itself. Prepare for five fresh slices of absurdity harvested straight from the belly of the beast, trimmed and delivered with venom under that sweet, dark humor you live for.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!A3nH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc864d9ae-1256-4d52-b7cf-1cdcf3e0a5e9_1320x1554.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!A3nH!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc864d9ae-1256-4d52-b7cf-1cdcf3e0a5e9_1320x1554.jpeg 424w, 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