BREAKING: Market Crashes, Twitter Melts, Billionaires Celebrate

The stock market is down, Twitter is broken, and Tesla is tanking—meanwhile, the billionaires who caused this mess are still making a fortune. Here’s how they rig the system against you.

You ever notice how every time the stock market crashes, the only people who suffer are the ones who had nothing to do with it? The economy takes a dive, and suddenly your rent is higher, your grocery bill is through the roof, and your boss is talking about "tightening the budget"—which, let’s be real, just means cutting jobs while he gets another bonus.