Butt Dials, Budget Lies & Bronze Elon: Welcome to the United States of Whatever

Trump passes a budget on the backs of dead Democrats, the SAVE Act suppresses voters with flair, and 6 Representatives graze another plane like it’s a legislative bumper car.

Good morning, fellow dystopian-nightmare-havers! Hope your morning coffee is laced with something tasty and strong because this one is a doozy. Today’s snarkitorial is brought to you by CHAOS and the silver lining: with Trump back in the Oval Office, the punchlines are writing themselves.

The Budget Passed Because Ghosts Can’t Vote

Trump’s “big, beautiful…