The Coffman Chronicle

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Coke, Coups, and Cruise Missiles: Trump’s Real War on Drugs

Trump’s drone war, cartel pardons, and oil-fueled empire fantasies are the 80s reboot nobody asked for.

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Team Coffman Chronicle
Dec 01, 2025
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It’s happening again, not metaphorically, not spiritually— literally.

America is reliving its 1980s fever dream, just with better drones, worse hair, and a louder narcissist in charge.

We’re bombing boats in the Caribbean. We’re threatening to close Venezuelan airspace — which we don’t own, by the way. We’re greenlighting CIA “operations” to target suppos…

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