Craigslist Ad Nails It: Trump Still Paying for People to Love Him

A shady gig ad offering $1,000 to “clap when told” at Trump’s parade may be fake—but the fact we all believed it says everything about the man behind the spectacle.

This week, an eyebrow-raising Craigslist ad surfaced on the Washington, D.C. talent board — offering $1,000 in crypto, a fast-food lunch, and prime positioning in Donald Trump’s birthday military parade. The supposed job? Be a seat filler. Look like you love it. Especially if you're a person of color. Especially if you’ll “clap when told.”

The listing ca…