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Crime in D.C. Is Falling. So Why Is the City Under Federal Control?

What the data says, how D.C. is different from the states, and why the timing matters.

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Aug 12, 2025
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On the early morning of August 3, 2025, Edward Coristine, a 19‑year‑old ex‑staffer for the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), known online as “Big Balls”, found himself at the center of a violent attempted carjacking. Walking near Logan Circle, he and his significant other were confronted by a group of around ten juveniles, who reportedly tried…

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