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The Coffman Chronicle

DOGE: The $40 Million Government Improv Show

Where the firings are made up, the savings don’t matter, and AI is running the show!

Mar 08, 2025
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If you ever wondered what would happen if a bunch of underqualified tech bros took over the U.S. government, slept in federal buildings like college freshmen, and started randomly deleting agencies using an AI search tool, congratulations—you’re living in it.

This is DOGE—the Department of Government Efficiency.
And it’s running the country like a half-ba…

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