Drowsy Don and the Donors of Doom

Tax cuts for the rich, walls for the border, fees for the fleeing, and one very sleepy Pope funeral attendee.

The federal government is melting like the glacial ice caps and between billion-dollar walls to nowhere, Pentagon makeup studios, and presidential declarations that sound like the ramblings of a conspiracy-themed escape room, it’s becoming harder to tell if this is government or cosplay with consequences.

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