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Elon GUTS Nuclear Experts, Then BEGS Them to Return

The absurdity of laying off nuclear warhead experts—and begging them to come back 24 hours later

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Tony Michaels
Feb 17, 2025
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On February 13, 2025, the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) did something so profoundly stupid that even the most cynical among us had to pause and ask: Are we actually this dumb?

Under the direction of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—yes, that’s really what it’s called—led by none other than billionaire tech-bro-in-chief Elo…

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