Elon OWNS Trump and the SKY

Trump is gutting air safety for his billionaire buddy, but don’t worry—he says DEI is the real problem.

A passenger jet and a U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter just collided mid-air near D.C. Sixty-seven people dead. And before the bodies were even cold, Donald Trump was gutting the FAA and Elon Musk was suing it into oblivion.

Here’s what’s really happening: Musk dumped millions into Trump’s campaign. Why? Because last year, the FAA fined SpaceX a whopping $600,000 for breaking safety rules. Things like using an unauthorized launch control room and storing rocket fuel in places that could turn Texas into a fireball. But to Musk, that was a declaration of war.

So now, Trump’s back in office, and the FAA leadership is getting “restructured”—which is billionaire-speak for “let’s get rid of anyone who might say no.” And here’s the terrifying question: Did Trump’s FAA purge contribute to this crash? We don’t have the receipts yet, but when you deregulate safety, people always die.

But instead of talking about how the richest man in the world literally owns the president, Trump wants you to believe the real problem is Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Yep. Not billionaire corruption. Not deregulation. Not corporate greed. Just some random DEI programs in government offices.

It’s the same trick every time. Blame wokeness so you don’t ask who’s actually running the show.

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Here’s the reality: Deregulation is a billionaire’s best friend. Every time some rich prick says, “The government is too strict,” what they really mean is: “I’d make more money if you didn’t care whether you lived or died.”

• They gutted rail regulations? Trains started derailing.

• They slashed workplace protections? Workers started dying.

• They cut food safety laws? Boom, salmonella surprise!

And now, they’re coming for air safety.

So next time you board a plane, remember: The person keeping you in the air isn’t an air traffic controller anymore. It’s Elon Musk’s wallet. And Trump wants you talking about DEI instead of that.