Elon’s Stock TANKS, Trump SELLS Teslas

Trump’s White House Tesla Stunt: A Billionaire Bailout Disguised as Patriotism

Folks, yesterday, the South Lawn of the White House wasn’t the people's house—it was a car lot. Donald Trump, in his latest episode of “I’m a walking infomercial”, turned the presidential mansion into a showroom for Tesla. Elon Musk rolled up with his latest toys, Trump climbed into a red Model S, and suddenly, we had the first-ever White House-sponsored Tesla sales event.

🚨 And guess what? This wasn’t just a fun car show—it was a billionaire bailout.

Musk’s stock is tanking. Tesla sales are in the toilet. And his Department of “Government Efficiency” is really just a Department of Layoffs and Looting. People are losing jobs, but Elon gets a presidential endorsement—live-streamed on X, the app formerly known as Twitter, which Musk also conveniently owns.

Trump even promised to buy a Tesla by check. A check! You know, like your grandpa trying to buy a pack of gum in 2025. We all know that check is bouncing harder than Tesla’s stock.

• This wasn’t a car review.

• This wasn’t economic policy.

• This was a billionaire infomercial—and you paid for it.

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And for what? To watch two of the richest men in history pretend they’re being persecuted while they sell overpriced toys to other rich guys?

The real American Dream isn’t buying a Tesla. It’s having the President of the United States personally pump your failing stock on government property.

Welcome to Corporate Welfare, MAGA Edition.