Fortunate Sons and Fortunate Psychos

Your regularly scheduled snarkitorial, now with more feuds, faux paus, and flubs!

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled parade of dumb.

If America were a reality show, this week’s episode would’ve been titled “Balloons, Billionaires, and Bad Decisions.” We’ve got parades no one asked for, birthday bashes with ironic soundtracks, moon soldiers, and MAGA baseball uniforms that scream "dictatorship but make it sporty." From Capitol H…