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General Azmundus's avatar

We are forced to choose between fascist or fossils each election. We need younger leaders.

Mike "Pops" Dooley's avatar

Why, pray tell, is our country sustaining these walking fossils in our ranks? I'm 73, a Veteran, and admittedly unfit for any political office. Yet I'm forced to watch this doddering fool retain his seat and inflict his inane policies on the nation I served? I say, change our collective diapers, dump BOTH so-called "parties" in the dustbin of history where they belong. Democrats, (of which my family have been lifetime members), do nothing. Rethuglicans, same. Feathers on the same fucking bird! OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED!

END FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING!

BANISH BILLIONAIRES, SEIZE THEIR FORTUNES, AND DISTRIBUTE THEIR WEALTH TO THOSE IN NEED.

RESTORE THE GOLD STANDARD!

ERASE THE LINES ON THE MAP THAT SEPARATE HUMANS INTO PHONY "CLASSES".

IDENTIFY ALL SECRET SECTS AND WORSHIPPERS OF NONEXISTENT ENTITIES LIKE SKY DADDIES AND IMAGINARY "RULERS" AND BURN THE WHORE OF BABYLON TO THE GROUND, RELEASING THE VATICAN TREASURES BACK TO THE HUMANS FROM WHICH THEY WERE STOLEN!

LOOK AROUND, GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PLANET, SHE IS SCREAMING FROM THE SEAS, FROM THE QUIVERING MOUNTAINS, FROM THE LOWERING SKIES, FROM THE MELTING PERMAFROST, FROM THE MINISCULE REMAINS OF GLACIERS, FROM THE DIVERSE AND BEAUTIFUL DENIZENS OF FOREST AND FIELDS... LISTEN!

Oh wait, it may be too late. I'm SO glad my time is nearly up. Guess I can just stop caring now, it's my grandchildrens' problem, riiiiight? Call the Masons, or Jesuits, or Rosicrucians, or the Baptists, or any of the myriad, divisive fundamentalists you choose... I'm sure they'll send prayers, once they're done diddling your kids.

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