Hot Dogs, Hot Takes, and the Hot Mess That Is U.S. Politics
The only thing cooking this Memorial Day is corruption, crypto steak, and chaos in a golf cart.
The week is May 25, 2025. In lieu of a functioning democracy, America now offers a reality show where billionaires scream at each other over the ashes of public education, and politicians confuse congressional hearings with OnlyFans previews. It's not a news cycle. It's a closed-loop fever dream with merch.
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