ICYMI: Democracy: Now with More Alligators

And fewer rights, fewer regulations, and way fewer f**ks to give.

Ah, America, where the news cycle spins faster than Clarence Thomas’s luxury vacation carousel and every headline somehow manages to outdo the last in sheer audacity. In this edition, the ghouls got bolder, the courts got crueler, and the swamp got swampier (literally, with actual alligators). If you thought things couldn’t get stupider or meaner, congr…