ICYMI: Elon Ditches Daddy and Other Signs of the Apocalypse

Musk turns on Trump with Epstein shade, immigration fuels the economy, and ICE is doing exactly what we said they would. MAGA tears taste delicious.

Welcome, political junkies! This week’s political theater unfolded like a dumpster fire streamed in HD. Elon Musk went full Judas on Trump, the Don had a meltdown worthy of a toddler denied candy, and border policy got a paycheck punchline. Oh, and ICE decided to stage some paramilitary cosplay in MacArthur Park. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.