ICYMI: Five Stories You Probably Missed (But Really Shouldn't Have)
From rogue presidents to threatened planets—and one senator ready to throw hands.
It is a holiday weekend and a protest weekend. We here at the Coffman Chronicle are tired, y’all—the kind of tired that a week in a padded room might put a dent in. Instead, we’ve opted to spend this Monday sleeping off the weekend chaos and nursing hangovers, egg salad sickness, and general dread.
But we, your faithful crew, would never leave you just …
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