ICYMI: Fortress America: Now with Extra God and Guards

Redistricting, religious rule, and ridiculous excuses from the White House press room.

Welcome back to the land of liberty, where your Pentagon chief’s tattoos scream “Deus Vult,” your visa might get revoked for thinking too hard, and the nation’s capital now has more boots on the ground than Baghdad. While Democrats snooze, theocrats plot, and Donald Trump leaves state secrets in hotel printers, you’ve probably been wondering: What fresh…