ICYMI: Judges with Hammers, Billionaires with Tantrums

Billionaires Brawl, Trump’s Legal LARP Implodes, and Democracy Grinds Its Teeth

While Elon was rage‑tweeting like a freshly unbanned Reddit troll and Trump’s legal dreams collapsed faster than a Truth Social IPO, Team Democracy just kept clinging to the rule of law by the fingernails. This week, the circus had fire‑breathers and subpoenas. Here’s the last few days in five blows to fascism, filtered through sarcasm and scorched-eart…