ICYMI: Lunch Money, Murder, and MAGA Surveillance

A spiritual successor to “The Purge,” but with worse hair.

Welcome back to America’s longest-running horror-comedy: The Decline of a Nation, Brought to You by Cowards, Grifters, and God-Lovin’ Fascists. This week, the Pope’s had it with fake Christians, Trump’s shaking down schoolkids like a mafia lunch lady, and Charlie Kirk’s fanbase is now body count–adjacent.

If you thought last week was unhinged, buckle up …