ICYMI: Technocrat Ravings, Fake Feds, and More Stories From the Doom Machine

The timeline is cursed and so is this ICYMI!

Welcome back to the Coffman Chronicle roundup of America’s slow-motion suicide pact, otherwise known as our political news cycle. If you blinked, you missed another fake Fed, a tech vampire preaching autocracy, and the latest excuse to ignore genocide. But don’t worry — the grift never sleeps, and neither do we. So grab a stiff drink or a stress ball, b…