ICYMI: This Week in Capitalist Carnage, Creepy Pardons, and Conservative Wet Dreams

Media is dead, and so are your rights! But don't worry. Convicted sex offenders still have more human rights and opportunities than you.

Welcome to another week in the United States of Amnesia, where workers’ rights are shredded like Enron documents, the Reagan necromancers are back for more blood, and some people still think deregulation is sexy. If you're feeling like the villain origin story writes itself lately, congrats, you’re paying attention.

Let’s dive into this bubbling cauldron…