ICYMI: This Week in Slow-Motion Collapse

Five stories, zero hope, and plenty of gallows humor.

Well, hello, political junkies! Did you blink last week? Because the circus kept rolling, jugglers dropped flaming torches, and the clowns somehow multiplied. Grab your popcorn and rage sweater, because here's what you missed (though maybe you didn’t want to). This week, justice is delayed, science is defunded, and the Epstein files refuse to stay burie…