ICYMI: We the People… Are Screwed

A Five-Alarm Breakdown of a Country on the Brink

Gather 'round, woke warriors and political junkies: if you thought the news this week was just another onslaught of lies and lunacy, surprise! The Coffman Chronicle outdid itself. Prepare for five fresh slices of absurdity harvested straight from the belly of the beast, trimmed and delivered with venom under that sweet, dark humor you live for.

Don’t let…