ICYMI: Welcome Back to the United States of What the Hell

5 stories you may have missed in the maelstrom.

Well folx, it's been another week of bureaucratic cosplay, ideological whiplash, and democracy dangling by a vape thread. While you were trying to parse whether Grok is sentient or just terminally online, your government quietly tried to replace public healthcare with military drones, install Fox News hosts in charge of foreign policy, and let billionai…