MAGA Text WAR PLANS in a Group Chat—With a JOURNALIST!

A Signal chat planning real-time Yemen airstrikes included a journalist with no clearance. This wasn’t a mistake—it’s the new normal under Trump’s national security circus.

So, let me get this straight. The Trump regime just accidentally included a journalist in a secret group chat where they were planning airstrikes in Yemen? And that journalist watched the missiles hit in real time—like it was a goddamn Call of Duty livestream?

These are the same people who screamed “LOCK HER UP!” over an email server.

Now they’re over here dropping bombs in a group chat like they’re coordinating brunch?

And let’s talk about who was in this digital frat house of doom. You’ve got:

• JD Vance, the Vice President who went from Marine to MAGA Meat Puppet.

• Marco Rubio, our Secretary of State and full-time wet napkin.

• Pete Hegseth, the Defense Secretary who probably thinks OPSEC is a new brand of ammo.

• John Ratcliffe, CIA Director and discount Bond villain.

• And Mike Waltz—the guy who created the chat—National Security Advisor, former Green Beret, and apparently, Signal power user of the year!

They even roped in Steve Witkoff, a real estate guy turned Middle East envoy. Because nothing says “diplomacy” like giving a hotel developer launch codes!

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This isn’t just dumb. It’s dangerous. These are real-time military operations, planned on an app made for sending memes and cheating on your spouse.

And when they got caught? Mike Johnson called it a “successful mistake.” Yeah, and a nuclear meltdown is just a “hot day at the office.”

Then Trump waddles to a mic and says, “I don’t know anything about it.” Of course you don’t, Donnie—you don’t even know how email works unless it ends in ".ru".

Let’s be real: either he’s lying, or his own Cabinet is running war games without him. And honestly? Both are terrifying.

But here’s the kicker—none of them objected. Not one. No “Hey guys, should we NOT plan an international airstrike in the same chat we send cat memes and conspiracy links?” Nah. Full steam ahead, Commander Signal!

This isn’t a mistake. This is the reckless new normal.

They told us Hillary’s emails were treason. But this? This is apparently just “coordinated policy.”

Nah. This isn’t leadership. It’s national security cosplay from a bunch of MAGA mall ninjas.

So next time someone chants “lock her up,” ask them this: “Cool. But when are we locking up the dumbasses texting war plans like it’s fantasy football?”