Musk is Trump’s Rasputin

Rasputin was the mad monk who whispered sweet nothings into the ears of the Russian monarchy while the empire crumbled around them. Fast forward a century, and we’ve swapped the czar for Trump and Rasputin for Musk—the tech bro mystic turning billions into chaos, one tweet at a time.

Rasputin promised divine salvation while plunging Russia into chaos. Mu…