The Coffman Chronicle

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Science, Syphilis, and Soft Coups: A Modern American Story

Where public health is hypnotized, the law is optional, and goats have the right idea.

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Apr 24, 2025
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Welcome back, reality resisters! We tried ignoring the news for a few days, hoping the weird would take a breather. Instead, it doubled down—now with 30% more bigotry, 50% more science denial, and 100% more goats. So here we are again, dragging you through the molasses-swamp of modern American politics with nothing but a flashlight, a sense of humor, an…

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