Sith Happens: The Billionaire Breakup

What the Trump–Musk divorce is distracting us from: the quiet survival of a failing government agency

In this week’s episode of Darth Vader’s Apprentice Has Left the Chat, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have gone full Sith-on-Sith. Musk is out here calling Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” a “disgusting abomination,” Trump’s allies are leaking rumors about Musk's alleged ketamine binges, and somewhere in the West Wing, there was reportedly a full-blown shovi…