Snarkitorial: A Country Called “Checks and Balances” (Some Restrictions Apply)

Tariffs, Tantrums, and Travel Pillows: How Congress Gave Up, Trump Sped Up, and SCOTUS Put the Gas Pedal on the Floor

Welcome, fellow plebs, to this very special snarkitorial, in which we simply cannot tell this story straight, so we have instead dug deep into our sarcasm vaults to deliver this scathing report on recent events.

Is it mature? No. But then, are we journalists? Also no. Is our medication wearing off? Oh definitely. Do WGAF? Clearly not.

So strap in, grab a …