Snarkitorial: Bots, Bros & Bureaucratic Body Bags

Welcome to the Broken-Clockwork Orange of American Governance

If you thought this period in politics would bring clarity, closure, or even just a coherent press release, you must be new here. What we got instead was an overflowing septic tank of administrative implosions, failed PR stunts, and scandals so on-the-nose they read like a bad Veep reboot written by an AI that hates you.

From disappearing evidence to dis…