SNARKITORIAL: Daddy Issues, Nuclear Confetti, and the Asbestos Revival Tour

This is why we can't have nice things, or just another section of this cursed timeline

Welcome back to the collapse, folks. This week in America's Traveling Circus of Power and Petulance: Daddy Trump gets serenaded in Europe, flips off Iran with a fresh bombing, and decides that nukes are optional now because apparently diplomatic deterrence is for beta males and Quakers. Meanwhile, Peter Thiel is discovering that Elon Musk, our Technokin…