The Coffman Chronicle

The Coffman Chronicle

Snarkitorial: McPresident and the Deep-Fried Republic

From cosmic libraries to courtroom pratfalls, America’s political grease trap keeps overflowing.

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Nov 20, 2025
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Welcome back to the firehose of dysfunction, where political theater is less Shakespeare and more Waffle House at 2 a.m. In this edition, we are treated to the usual rotating cast of grifters, billionaires with god complexes, and public servants who apparently read “due process” as a Yelp review.

It’s not satire if it’s just policy now. Let’s dive in.

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