Snarkitorial: The Cult of Personality (and Other Deranged Shrines)

In which the battle of the egos comes to a stunning and frankly predictable crescendo

Welcome—or welcome back—to our semi-regular snarkitorial, our attempt to address the pile of headlines clogging our filters that are just too ridiculous to warrant an entire article. The difference is that instead of a quick news roundup, we give it the snarky treatment it deserves because this timeline? Yeah, it is too weird for the straight treatment.