Snarkitorial: This Ain’t the Hill — or the Gas Station — to Die On

The Supreme Court is about to rule on a case about gun signage. Yes, really.

On January 20, 2026, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in Wolford v. Lopez, a Second Amendment case out of Hawaii that has surprisingly flown under the radar, despite its potential to change how guns are carried in businesses across the country. At the center of the case is Hawaii’s so-called “vampire law,” a nickname given by gun rights activists …