While the Rich Flee Gravity: Gulags, Gambling & Government Grift

The gravity of the moment is optional when you have a rocket seat

Welcome to the shitshow, fellow witnesses to the dystopia that is America under Trump2.0. Grab your favorite beverage (no judgment— it’s doom o’clock somewhere), emotional support protest sign, and settle in for another edition of the Coffman Chronicle Snarkitorial. Because nothing says “functioning democracy” like deportation fantasies, MAGA martyrdom…