Stars, Stripes, and Surveillance Logs (Now With Extra Musk!)

This week in federal efficiency: faked deaths, spiritual warfare, and one very patriotic elephant denied plumbing upgrades.

In this special deluxe weekend edition of the snarkitorial, if you’re just tuning in, everything’s still on fire.

Welcome back to the funhouse fire we call a government. In the last few days, the administration dropped so many flaming bags of policy on the nation’s doorstep, even the watchdogs ran out of extinguishers. Deporting green card holders for th…