The news has once again exceeded the reasonable limits of satire. Fortunately, the nation’s editorial cartoonists continue to report from somewhere beyond the reasonable limits of sanity.
We’ll let them explain once again in this edition of the Sunday Funnies.
There’s Something Fishy About This
First they came for the cartographers, and we said nothing, mostly because we were waiting to see whether the fish would recognize the new name.
Apparently they have concerns about election integrity.
Tilting at Windmills
Canada has discovered the most devastating weapon in international trade is knowing exactly what irritates your neighbor.
Somewhere, Don Quixote is looking at this and thinking the obsession seems a little excessive.
The Name Above the Title
At last, a naming opportunity with room for future expansion. The lettering may be the cheapest part… for all of us. At least the spinning might generate a breeze to combat global warming?
Government of the People-ish
Certain passages of American civic scripture apparently required updating for modern audiences. Please rise, place your hand over your wallet, and pledge accordingly.
The Show Must Go On
There are moments when the presidency requires something more difficult than commanding the room, like, for example, remembering the room was never yours. To be honest, the most Presidential thing this guy could do right now is shut up.
And thus concludes another week in the cursed timeline, where satire continues to suffer the occupational hazard of being overtaken by reality.
Come back next Sunday, assuming reality hasn’t sued the cartoonists for plagiarism by then. Seriously, where are those damn aliens when you need them?