We have reached the end of another perfectly normal week in the perfectly normal timeline. Nothing to see here. Nope.
We are not quite a full week into the Ber months, and the insanity is pumpkin-spiced and sweater-ready, and we are under-medicated and under-paid. There must be a conservative in office.
Normally, we’d explain the news, but the cartoonists appear to have handled it, and frankly, we’re tired.
Welcome to the Sunday Funnies!
Ozymandias, but Make It Gold
Ah yes, commissioning the ruins in advance. Somewhere, Shelley is asking for a co-writing credit.
You Are Here
Rand McNally: now a comforting symbol of institutional stability. What a deeply stupid sentence… and timeline.
Demolition Man
The Founders neglected to include “Do not take a wrecking ball to Article III.” In retrospect, they left a lot to implication.
Blame Canada
Imagine spending decades warning about Canadian invasion only to discover their secret weapon was coordinated passive aggression and excellent trolling. Sorry about your ankles, eh.
Hush, Little President
America has reached the “maybe he’s overtired” stage of constitutional governance. Somebody find the juice box. sigh But women are too emotional to lead, amirite?
BONUS!
With that, we’re clocking out before there are any more map changes or public humiliations to witness. The internet has the watch.
Have a great Labor Day Weekend, and while you are at it, remember who brought you the three-day weekend, maybe.