Sunday Funnies: Special Triple Feature, Part III

Closing out the weekend with jokes, because screaming is frowned upon in most neighborhoods.

As the sun begins to set on another week in America, we’re left with rising prices, cultural panic, and the nagging sense that everyone is trapped in a group project with people who didn’t read the assignment.

If the news felt especially surreal this week, rest assured: the memes noticed too.

Late-Stage America

Remember when twenty bucks bought enough gas to leave your problems behind? When small member energy didn’t feel like being railed without lube?

Oh Europe. We yearn for your honesty in public signage. In many places around the US, all we get are bible passage billboards and overt late-stage capitalist propaganda.

The party of “small government” would like you to know that the gay agenda is harmful to minors. Spoiler: The only one obsessed with what’s in your pants is them. (It’s doom. We are in our villain era.)

Somewhere between loyalty and a restraining order lies modern politics. Mike may not be a good businessman, but the secret really is the pivot.

The bait was fear. The trap was outrage. The algorithm did the rest. P.S. We see the regular headlines. It is almost never someone from the LGBTQIA+ community.

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And that concludes our Birthday Spectacular: fifteen memes, three editions, and one very long news cycle.

Happy Pride, y’all!

Take care of yourselves this week. Take your meds, touch grass, and maybe mute notifications after 9 PM. We’ll be back next Sunday, assuming democracy, the economy, and everyone’s blood pressure survive another week.