Sunday Funnies: The “Find Out” Phase of American Politics Edition
Your weekly dive into the headlines of our absurd times told through memes
Welcome back to Sunday Funnies, where memes now process the news faster than cable networks, and every campaign promise expires faster than gas station sushi.
This week: inflation denial, Epstein panic, and foreign policy conducted like a Facebook comment section with nukes.
Who Knew Screaming ‘BIDEN DID THIS’ Wasn’t Actually An Economic Plan
Conservatives finally realizing the New Gilded Age never included them is like watching a guy punch himself in the face and blame socialism for the bruising.
Biden’s being blamed with the same energy medieval peasants blamed witches for bad weather.
Nothing says “America is back” like needing a payment plan for strawberries and sandwich “meat”.
The Epstein Files Are America’s Modern Area 51
The Epstein files have better security than public schools, nuclear codes, and women’s reproductive rights combined.
Congress waving around blacked-out documents like they’re revealing classified alien footage from a vape shop. Oh wait. The UFO files have been released. Huh.
The Epstein files have officially joined infrastructure week and affordable healthcare in the Museum of Eternal Promises.
Republicans Discover Words Can Come Back At You
Oh, you wanna play, huh? The party that turned politics into a middle school comment section will soon be asking everyone to keep it classy.
Foreign Policy By Guy Who Thinks Risk Is A Personality Trait
Nothing says “America First” like getting publicly ratioed by the Chinese Foreign Ministry about global stability and military aggression.
Step 1: Destroy the agreement preventing a crisis.
Step 2: Cause the crisis.
Step 3: Put on a flight jacket and declare yourself Winston Churchill.
Honestly, the physical resemblance is starting to be eerie.
When They Do It, It is Fine Because…. Reasons
To be fair, running an international scheme is the only way Eric can get any quality time with the Don. And in Donnie’s defense, he likely completely forgot (denied) that this goof is his progeny.
That’s this week’s Sunday Funnies, proof that satire is no longer a genre, it’s just archival footage with better captions.
See you next week, assuming nobody starts another war to distract from grocery prices or another elite global cabal.
Satire is good for the soul. tRump is not.
Yep. You got it… elite global cabal… remember capitalist free enterprise is not free. It costs us, not them. The “them” are the uber wealthy. Anyone who thought “them” would share the wealth is a dreamer.