Sunday Funnies: The Internet Has Notes
Five memes and all the news that's fit to
Another week of headlines has come and gone, leaving behind several unanswered questions, a mild twitch, and the distinct feeling that reality needs adult supervision.
Fortunately, the internet has once again volunteered to handle the recap, because we are exhausted.
Dirty Laundry
Some stains are notoriously difficult to get out. Apparently the spin cycle helps.
Night at the Museum
Please do not tap on the glass, feed the exhibits, or attempt to revise the placards with a Sharpie. Though, to be honest, a living Teddy to come haunt someone would be pretty awesome.
School’s Out for Summer
Nothing says urgency quite like an out-of-office message and a beach sticker on the suitcase. Excuses, always. Spines? Optional.
Water, Water, Everywhere, And Not a Drop to Drink
The good news: we’ve finally found something in America with a lower water level than Lake Mead. The bad news: apparently it was the idea tank.
Build It, and They Will Come
At last, a development project with a comprehensive plan for the entire human life cycle. Efficiency! sigh
And that’s the week, as explained by people with drawing tablets and significantly less patience than we have.
Rest up. Hydrate. Avoid the spin cycle. We’ll see what fresh hell… uh, we mean material reality provides next week.