Welcome to Sunday Funnies: The Matinee, because being late has consequences. (Again, mea culpa.)
We went looking for five cartoons. We found ten. At no point did anyone have the good sense to stop.
Swine and Punishment
Somewhere between “protect and serve” and “three-ring circus,” we apparently misplaced the FBI and integrity. Please check under the pig.
This Old House: Federal Edition
Nothing to see here. Just put another bucket under it and tell everyone the structural collapse is part of the renovation.
From Russia With Love
Something borrowed, something blue, something requiring several layers of financial disclosure. You may now kiss the plausible deniability.
Drill, Baby, Drill — Into the Safe
At last, an energy policy everyone can understand: extract absolutely everything and leave the consequences for whoever opens the door next.
2026: A Space Idiocy
We spent billions teaching machines to think, only to discover the supply of genuine stupidity was already completely sustainable. 2026, y’all.
That concludes our entirely unnecessary second helping.
We have now laughed at enough things that should probably have prompted a congressional hearing. See you next Sunday, assuming Sunday agrees to wait for us this time.
There's got to be a meme of No Tab Pete testing soldiers T-levels. And measuring their erections.
What's next? Is he going to issue MRE's with Viagra?
Brilliant