Tariffageddon 2025: Trump Tries Economics, Markets Say “Nope.”

How to Crash Markets and Alienate Allies: A Masterclass

In today’s episode of How to Wreck a Global Economy in 7 Days, President Trump has decided that tariffs are the answer to… well, no one’s entirely sure. Inflation? Trade imbalance? His own ego? Regardless, he’s gone full bull-in-a-China-shop — literally — with a 104% tariff on Chinese imports and a scorched-earth approach to global trade. The result? Bi…