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The Oyster Farmer Who Might Actually Mean It

Fetterman energy, minus the cosplay. Gaza clarity, minus the cowardice.

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Sep 15, 2025
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There’s a man pulling oysters out of the mud in Maine who just might be pulling the Democratic Party out of the mud, too.

His name is Graham Platner, and no, he’s not a polished, consultant-approved candidate. He’s a disabled veteran, a harbormaster, and a working-class guy who swears in his campaign videos, lives off his VA benefits, and looks like some…

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