This Is Why the Aliens Don’t Visit

Trump Gets a Jet, Musk Gets Hacked, Barbie Gets Sanctioned

Welcome back to another week in the Great American Costume Drama, where geopolitics is performance art, ethics are optional, and the only thing more insecure than our institutions is the government’s internet connection.

This week’s Snarkitorial lowlights include:

• Trump taking a $400 million luxury jet from Qatar because who needs the Emoluments Clause wh…