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Trump Coin and the Death of Democracy: How $56 Billion Bought the American Dream

From Citizens United to Blockchain Bribery, We’re Watching Corruption Evolve in Real-Time—And It’s Hilarious, If It Weren’t So Tragic.

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Tony Michaels
Jan 20, 2025
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Trump’s $56 Billion Punchline

Donald Trump, crypto billionaire. Let that sink in for a moment. The guy who slapped his name on steaks, vodka, and a university that handed out diplomas like participation trophies now has a digital currency worth more than the GDP of half the world’s countries. And you know what’s even more impressive? This time, he didn’t…

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