Yippy Markets, Yippier Members: Trump’s Tariff Bribe Flops, Budget Burns, and Billionaires Bawl
When the economy breaks, the party fractures, and the President fights for better water pressure.
We interrupt your morning doom scrolling (how many times did he rage-truth overnight anyway??) to bring you this economy snarkitorial. Because despite the very real pain, who can report on this crap with a straight face?
Previously on “America’s Got Trade Trauma”…
April 2: Trump unleashes “Liberation Day” tariffs like a toddler with a taser.
April 3–8: The…
