Help People, Stay Broke. Hurt People, Get Paid.

DHS is recruiting ICE agents with attractive incentives including sign-on bonuses, student loan forgiveness, and more.

That’s the American incentive system in 2025.

Teach a child and you’ll wait a decade—or more—for your loans to be forgiven. Run into a burning building, and you’ll likely do it for free. Support vulnerable families in crisis, and you’ll drown in debt on a modest nonprofit salary.

But deport a family under federal law enforcement, and you’ll get a $50,000…