ICYMI: The Week America Brought a Chicken to a Tariff Fight

Because reality is now just a MAGA Mad Lib read by a chicken in a hard hat.

So far this week, we watched a budget bill quietly gut the government while Trump shouted at tariffs, swans attacked real estate moguls, and Don Jr. declared himself president of gas station podcasts. Scott Pelley dared to speak the truth and got accused of ruining graduation. Marjorie Taylor Greene is fighting artificial intelligence about her relation…